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    Smile FANCY DRESS PARTY...

    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited
    to a Xmas fancy dress party.
    He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and
    his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his
    problem.
    A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
    Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
    will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as
    a Pirate.
    The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his
    disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.
    A week passes and he receives another parcel and
    note: Dear Sir, sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a
    monk's habit.
    The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with
    your bald head you will really look the part.
    The man is really incandescent with rage now,
    because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing
    attention to his bald head.
    So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.
    A few days later he gets a very small parcel from
    the company with the accompanying letter:
    Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden
    Syrup.
    We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over
    your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and
    go to the party as a fuckin' toffee apple...!

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    now thats funny!!!!!!!!!

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    THANKS, Now I have coffee spit all over my keyboard from laughing so hard!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by greyfox View Post
    THANKS, Now I have coffee spit all over my keyboard from laughing so hard!!
    ..aww schucks, sorry about that Bud..!

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