This is a discussion on The Hypnotist within the Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures forums, part of the GENERAL category; It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano ...
02-14-2013, 06:55 AM #1
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It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.
After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano
It was time for the Star of the Show-
Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket
A beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"
The audience became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
The chain broke!!!
The beautiful antique gold pocket watch that had been in Claude's family for six generations fell to the stage and burst
Burst apart on impact"
"SHIT" said Claude.
It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Centre
And Claude was never invited to entertain again
02-14-2013, 07:07 AM #2
- Member of sci int, basc
- Hunted zambia, tanzania, zimbabwe, hungary, france, england
02-14-2013, 09:38 AM #3
- Member of RFEC, RFETO
- Hunted Finland, RSA ( KwaZulu Natal, Limpopo, North West ), Spain
02-14-2013, 10:00 AM #4
- Member of ssaa, aba ,bairnsdale field archers
- Hunted australia south africa (limpopo) canada (b.c)
ha ha ha ha
02-17-2013, 04:40 PM #5
- Member of NAHC Life Member, NRA Life Member,SCI, Buckmasters
- Hunted USA(from Coast to Coast and Alaska), Germany, South Africa, Canada
that Joke stinks. LOLEnjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.