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A HUNTING MAN IS A MAN OF FEW WORDS..

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    Bob decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

    One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

    His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat and spend your free time with me."

    Bob gets this horrified look on his face.

    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    "For a moment there you sounded exactly like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    "I wasn't!"
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