"Rectum Stretcher"

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a
> > > woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

> > > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
> > patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
> 'What's your hurry?'

> > > To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

> > > 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

> > 'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

> > The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum
> > > stretcher do?'

> > 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
> > > two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I
>>>>can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch,
> > until it's about 6 feet wide.'

> > > 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.

> > > 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

> > > Traffic Ticket $95.00
> > > Court Costs. $45.00

Ouch!

Very ouch!!

I'm laughing so hard its hard to see the keyboard through the tears.