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THE TALKING AUSTRALIAN CLOCK...

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  1. 01-16-2013, 05:42 AM #1
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    Proudly showing off his newly-leased New York apartment to a couple of friends very late one night after

    a night on the town, drunk Dave led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall


    'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

    'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' Dave drunkenly replied.

    'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

    'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

    'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

    'Just watch' he said.

    He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.


    His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

    Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

    'For fuck's sake, you stupid prick. It's ten past three in the morning!!!
    One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted.

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  2. 01-16-2013, 06:07 AM #2
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    ha ha ha ha thats got me going
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  3. 01-16-2013, 07:50 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluey View Post
    ha ha ha ha thats got me going
    I bet that one would work on the boat!
    Practice whispering before you leave for Africa!
    A Legend in my own mind!
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  4. 01-16-2013, 07:59 AM #4
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    it certainly did
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  5. 01-16-2013, 01:21 PM #5
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  6. 01-16-2013, 03:49 PM #6
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    Love it!!!
    Overkill is underestimated!
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  7. 01-16-2013, 05:47 PM #7
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    Lol
    The journey is the reward.
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  8. 01-16-2013, 06:04 PM #8
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    "Gong" to remember that one mate.....lol
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  9. 01-16-2013, 06:21 PM #9
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    Too Funny!
    Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
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