THE TALKING AUSTRALIAN CLOCK...
Proudly showing off his newly-leased New York apartment to a couple of friends very late one night after
a night on the town, drunk Dave led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.
'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' Dave drunkenly replied.
'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'
'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'
'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.
'Just watch' he said.
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.
His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
'For fuck's sake, you stupid prick. It's ten past three in the morning!!! :biggrin2:
