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IRISH SPEEDOS

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  1. 01-11-2013, 04:07 AM #1
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    Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.So he asked
    the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.
    They're years outta style. You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two
    sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have
    all the babes ya want!'

    The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos,
    and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by,
    covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Paddy went back
    to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?' JAHEESUS!' said the lifeguard,
    'Maaaaate. ...........The potato goes in the front!'
    Overkill is underestimated!
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  2. 01-11-2013, 05:23 AM #2
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    ..good stuff, Tim.
    One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted.

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    LOL!
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    Awww. Funny though!
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    too much funny
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    Too Funny!
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