Crocodiles

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra .

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size
as kids... I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by Parliament House.'

'Same here. Hmm... how do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them, and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.'

Mate, we DEFINITELY need more crocs in Canberra!

Originally Posted by timbear

Mate, we DEFINITELY need more crocs in Canberra!

We need a call to arms/crocs, around the world, every town should have at least one Crocodile to protect us from those who (they say) are protecting us...

......!

Good one know of any Crocs that want to relocate to DC?

Outstanding! I'm stealing that one...

Where can I get some of these creatures, I have plenty of food for them in my country !

They need to import a few of those into Zambia right now!

Originally Posted by BRICKBURN

They need to import a few of those into Zambia right now!

i have shit loads , but they need training so yup send a couple of aussie crocs with bloody brains to train these f----g zambian ones !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send a hundred or so to D.C., please. LOTS of food for them there!