This is a discussion on THE SCHNAUZER... within the Humor, Ridiculous, Shocking Jokes, Stories or Pictures forums, part of the Hunting Forums - General category; My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The ...
12-06-2012, 10:27 PM #1
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
So she went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
She said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, then stay off your bicycle for about a week."One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted.
12-06-2012, 10:51 PM #2
12-07-2012, 02:37 AM #3
never heard it called that before.... so i wonder if i say "i wouldnt mind playing with that schnauzer" in front of the wife if i would get away with it?
12-07-2012, 03:08 AM #4
good one!Willem Pretorius--Kingdom of Bahrain
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12-07-2012, 04:05 AM #7
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Ouch! Good one!Overkill is underestimated!
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12-07-2012, 10:22 AM #10
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12-10-2012, 06:28 PM #11
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Hey Slow down I'm still trying to picture the scene on the handle bars! LOLEnjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
01-07-2013, 08:03 PM #12
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