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  1. 11-07-2012, 04:02 PM #1
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    An Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.
    It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.

    Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

    No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

    'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'

    'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

    'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese ...doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

    There's a few minutes of silence.

    'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

    'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

    'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

    'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

    iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, ...no mattah ...all same.
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