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OLD AGE..!

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  1. 07-23-2012, 07:39 AM #1
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    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well.....you'll love this one!

    My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.

    Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

    This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park Secondary School.

    Why yes I did. He beamed with pride.

    When did you leave? I asked.

    In 1965, why do you ask? He answered.

    Because you were in my class! I exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.

    Then the ugly,

    Old,

    Bald,

    Wrinkled,

    Fat arsed,

    Grey haired,

    Decrepit,

    Bastard asked,

    WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
    One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted.

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  2. 07-23-2012, 07:55 AM #2
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    Guilty
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  3. 07-23-2012, 09:21 AM #3
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  4. 07-23-2012, 12:01 PM #4
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  5. 07-24-2012, 03:46 AM #5
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    Beau-ti-ful! I hope I will get to grow as old as I now look!
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