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07-23-2012, 07:39 AM #1
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well.....you'll love this one!
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park Secondary School.
Why yes I did. He beamed with pride.
When did you leave? I asked.
In 1965, why do you ask? He answered.
Because you were in my class! I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly,
WHAT DID YOU TEACH?One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted.
07-23-2012, 07:55 AM #2
07-23-2012, 09:21 AM #3
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- Hunted Mozambique, South Africa, (Kwa-Zulu Natal & East Cape), Zimbabwe (Charisa & West Nicholson), U.S.(Texas, New Mexico, LA, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Wyoming & Montana), Canada (Alberta) & Argentina (Cordoba)
Good one Doc
07-23-2012, 12:01 PM #4
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07-24-2012, 03:46 AM #5
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Beau-ti-ful! I hope I will get to grow as old as I now look!Overkill is underestimated!