Older jokes

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,

'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied,

'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'








Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:

'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'





Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,

'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied,

'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said,

'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful..'