Jewelers Jokes

"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

'Oh, I don't know,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.

'That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards."

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Men who wear earrings are reckoned to make good husbands because
1. They have experienced pain.
2. They have bought jewelry

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A lady entered a jeweler's and said

"You sold my husband a diamond ring yesterday but it's the wrong size"...

"No problem madam, we can adjust the finger size easily"..

Oh, you don't understand, you sold him a one carat size, and I take a five carat size"

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LOL A pack of playing cards should have you set for 13 years!!!