"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
'Oh, I don't know,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.
'That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards."
Men who wear earrings are reckoned to make good husbands because
1. They have experienced pain.
2. They have bought jewelry
A lady entered a jeweler's and said
"You sold my husband a diamond ring yesterday but it's the wrong size"...
"No problem madam, we can adjust the finger size easily"..
Oh, you don't understand, you sold him a one carat size, and I take a five carat size"
LOL A pack of playing cards should have you set for 13 years!!!