Retirement planning......

If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth R49.00.
With Enron, you would have had R16.50 left of the original R1,000.00
With WorldCom, you would have had less than R5.00 left.
If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have R49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased R1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the wine,
then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND,
you would have had R214.00!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Forward this phenomenal information to people you care about ...

Regards from your financial adviser
:banghead:

well I am putting as much effort into this plan as my liver will tolerate

If I could just recycle the scotch bottles I would up my silver purchases

that should just about fix me up

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Originally Posted by observe

If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth R49.00.
With Enron, you would have had R16.50 left of the original R1,000.00
With WorldCom, you would have had less than R5.00 left.
If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have R49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased R1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the wine,
then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND,
you would have had R214.00!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Forward this phenomenal information to people you care about ...

Regards from your financial adviser
:banghead:

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No argueing with that logic.

It's good to know that even after all these years since university, my initial retirement plan is proven valid and still working.

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Originally Posted by Macs B

It's good to know that even after all these years since university, my initial retirement plan is proven valid and still working.

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I started mine in high school

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Originally Posted by observe

If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth R49.00.
With Enron, you would have had R16.50 left of the original R1,000.00
With WorldCom, you would have had less than R5.00 left.
If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have R49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased R1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the wine,
then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND,
you would have had R214.00!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Forward this phenomenal information to people you care about ...

Regards from your financial adviser
:banghead:

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Way ahead of ya,,, been recycling for years now. Sounds like a solid (if not fun) plan

Klippies and Coke here we come!

I have, without ANY knowledge of chemistry whatsoever, dicovered that I can re-cycle Captain Morgan's dark rum into pee..!!

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Originally Posted by DOCMAN

I have, without ANY knowledge of chemistry whatsoever, dicovered that I can re-cycle Captain Morgan's dark rum into pee..!!

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:laughing:

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Originally Posted by DOCMAN

I have, without ANY knowledge of chemistry whatsoever, dicovered that I can re-cycle Captain Morgan's dark rum into pee..!!

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Everyone is going green we may as well join them.

I'll have to give it a try with some Appleton's tonight.... while I recycle some 300 brass!

Good plan but I'm going to do it with beer. Aluminum at .85 a pound is worth more than glass, a case a night may pay for my next Safari. :)

In Queenstown, NZ, someone even built his retirement home out of the empty bottles. Now, THAT is a retirement plan (it also makes an unequivocal statement about the homeowner...)

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Originally Posted by timbear

(it also makes an unequivocal statement about the homeowner...)

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Thats called dedication! LOL

Just finished a bottle with friends on a fishing trip, will say damn nice.

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Originally Posted by BRICKBURN

Klippies and Coke here we come!

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