Lawyer and Little Girl
A wannabe lawyer, seated near a little girl in a plane, turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you talk with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the man. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The wannabe lawyer, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book
Lol....nothing beats a good dumb lawyer joke in the morning!! :D
LMAO, that makes my day!!!
:clap::laughing: Goes good with my morning coffee.
I was just teaching about scat the other day.
The best quote from a student:
"Amazing profession, where handling sh*t is part of your job!"
All stated while shaking his head in disbelief.
that's funny, thanks for sharing