DOCTER'S vs GUN OWNERS...!
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06-22-2012, 04:41 AM #1
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DOCTER'S vs GUN OWNERS...!
Doctors vs. Gun Owners
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are
120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician
is
0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.
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Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups,
is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner
is
.0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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Therefore , 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!
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Please alert your friends
to this
alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
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Out of concern for the public at large,
We withheld the statistics on
lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted.
PROLEO PROCUSI
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06-22-2012, 04:46 AM #2
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Thanks for the laugh so early in the morning.
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06-22-2012, 06:21 AM #3
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Being a doctor and a gun owner, where do I stand now...?
Overkill is underestimated!
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06-22-2012, 07:03 AM #4
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Good one!!
"Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever."
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06-22-2012, 07:55 AM #5
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06-22-2012, 08:05 AM #6
Great One :-)
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06-22-2012, 08:37 AM #7
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Oh no I have a Doctors appointment next week.
Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
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06-22-2012, 08:44 PM #8
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