Ancient tribal slang
for the village idiot who cant
hunt, fish or ride!
The act of texting, eating and wathing TV with an open textbook nearby
When you use the last of the toiletpaper without replacing it, and are the next person to use the toilet!
You were too stupid to understand the first time, so i gave up trying to explain it!
That is perfect can vouch for all three, on the study thing...... When I was at university,the 3 biggest lies (according to my old man) was.
-I will start studying for my finals tomorrow.
-Okay bud just one beer.
-Don't worry Honey I am just going to lie next to you and cuddle, I won't do anything!!
My best always.
The three great lies of a cowboy.
1) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.
2) My pick up is paid for.
3) Honestly, I was just helping that sheep over the fence.