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Deer Hunter Walks Out Of A Bar...

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  1. 05-27-2009, 01:29 PM #1
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    One night during the local deer hunting season a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, and administered a breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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  2. 05-28-2009, 02:12 AM #2
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