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09-20-2011, 01:31 PM #1
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As a little boy, Jeff comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said Jeff.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Jeff looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"
10-14-2011, 06:01 AM #2
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LOL!!!! thats a good one.
10-14-2011, 06:38 AM #3
10-14-2011, 07:50 AM #4
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way to go Bruce...James Grage - New Mexico
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10-14-2011, 02:41 PM #5
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Thanks I needed that today. ( the laugh, the laugh)Practice whispering before you leave for Africa!
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