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  1. 01-09-2011, 12:42 PM #1
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    You have to love British humor!

    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER

    8 years old. Hateful little bastard.

    Bites!


    FREE PUPPIES

    1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

    1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


    FREE PUPPIES

    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

    Father is Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED

    Also 1 gay bull for sale.


    JOINING NUDIST COLONY !

    Must sell washer and dryer £100.


    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

    Worn once by mistake.

    Call Stephanie.


    **** And the WINNER is... ****


    FOR SALE BY OWNER

    Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

    Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

    No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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  2. 01-09-2011, 12:55 PM #2
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    LOL very funny post Deb!

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    Those are some fantastic classifieds haha.
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  4. 01-12-2011, 11:08 PM #4
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    Lol Now that funny
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    Haha Deb,
    I like the last one!
    Thanks for sharing

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