The Divorced Barbie Doll
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10-06-2010, 01:21 PM #1
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The Divorced Barbie Doll
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Skater Barbie for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer,
one of Ken's Friends,
and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
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10-07-2010, 08:59 AM #2
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LOL!! Love the aged look on Barbie!
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10-31-2010, 05:22 PM #3
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Ouch!!! sounds Familiar. LOL
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11-01-2010, 05:24 PM #4
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LOL, nice.
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