blind man applies for job as quality control inspector at a lumber mill. V P does interview, first he holds a piece of douglas fir up he takes a whiff thats easy doug fir top quality. next the V P holds up a piece of willow, mmm he says that is willow poor quality wood. the V P has his secetary come over and put her crotch close to hia face , the blind man takes a whiff , and says i am puzzeled can you turn that over, she turns around and stickes her butt up close to his face, you had me going for a second, now i know what it is its the sh%t house door off a tuna boat.