This is a discussion on Christmas GROANERS within the Humor, Ridiculous, Shocking Jokes, Stories or Pictures forums, part of the Hunting Forums - General category; Santa Baby - does this bring a twinkle? IS IT RAIN OR SNOW?..... A Russian couple was walking down the ...
Santa Baby - does this bring a twinkle?
IS IT RAIN OR SNOW?.....
A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking towards them.
"Let's not fight about it," the husband said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it official raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he replied, and walked on.
But the woman insisted, "I know that felt like snow!"
To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q. What is green, covered with tinsel and says, "Ribbit, ribbit?"
A. A mistle-toad.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an Macintosh?
A. A pineapple.
Q. What do elves have to learn before they can read?
A. The elfabet.
Q. If a reindeer lost its tail, where could he get a new one?
A. At a retail store
Q. What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach?
A. He takes an elk-a-seltzer.
Q. How did Scrooge win the football game?
A. The ghost of Christmas passed.
Q. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A. It痴 Christmas, Eve!
If you deep-fry Santa Claus...
...do you end up with a Crisp Cringle?
12-26-2013, 01:21 AM #2
- Member of ssaa, aba ,bairnsdale field archers
- Hunted australia south africa (limpopo) canada (b.c)
- bluey has no Articles
- View bluey's Photos
ha ha ha ha
it must be lonely up your way ,mate
Nah! Just late at night.
12-26-2013, 12:24 PM #4
- Member of RFEC, RFETO
- Hunted Finland, RSA ( KwaZulu Natal, Limpopo, North West ), Spain
- Nyati has no Articles
- View Nyati's Photos
By DOC-404 in forum Humor, Ridiculous, Shocking Jokes, Stories or PicturesReplies: 10Last Post: 12-05-2013, 02:02 PM
By CT Safaris in forum Hunting AfricaReplies: 19Last Post: 06-02-2013, 01:07 PM
By gillettehunter in forum Life Outside of HuntingReplies: 1Last Post: 12-22-2012, 09:01 AM
By steve.pitts in forum Hunting Equipment, Gear & OpticsReplies: 7Last Post: 12-19-2010, 02:17 AM
By F.L.A.S.H in forum Life Outside of HuntingReplies: 2Last Post: 12-10-2010, 07:27 AM