Oh, and the most respectable and witty comeback from sir Bluey!! Bluey leads.. Man I love you guys!! Thank you for putting a smile on my face. Here's a few more from my end of the gender pool...
Q: What do you call a man who never farts in public? A: A private tutor.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common? A: They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.