This is a discussion on grace within the Humor, Ridiculous, Shocking Jokes, Stories or Pictures forums, part of the Hunting Forums - General category; Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace. As we ...
09-29-2013, 05:08 PM #1
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Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.
My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace.
As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank
you for the Food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us
ice cream for dessert. Amen!"
Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a
woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today
don't even know how to pray.
Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"
Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me,
"Did I do it all wrong? Is God cross with me?"
As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and
God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the
He winked at my grandson and said,
"I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."
"Really?" my grand-son asked.
"Cross my heart," the man replied.
Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose
remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."
Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the
My Grandson stared at his for a moment, and then did something I
will remember for the rest of my life.
He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed
it in front of the woman.
With a big smile he told her,
"Here, this is for you. Shove it up your ass you grumpy old bitch! "
09-29-2013, 05:20 PM #2
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LOL, bluey that's pretty good.!
09-29-2013, 06:34 PM #3
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absolutely the best one yet..."That which does not kill us makes us stronger" Friedrich Nietzsche // That which does not kill me, better run like hell" Scott Smith
09-29-2013, 07:10 PM #4
09-29-2013, 07:19 PM #5
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LMAO Your grandson and I would get along Great.Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
09-29-2013, 08:01 PM #6
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I literally laughed out loud in the restaurant that my little guy and I were having dinner at after an afternoon of shooting! That took me completely off guard.Bonse Aba
09-30-2013, 08:52 AM #7
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Bluey, that s the way to bring up a grandson