This is a discussion on eternal life within the Humor, Ridiculous, Shocking Jokes, Stories or Pictures forums, part of the Hunting Forums - General category; A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks ...
07-26-2013, 06:40 PM #1
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A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after a Labour government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.
"You crafty bastard," said the genie.
07-26-2013, 08:24 PM #2
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07-26-2013, 09:00 PM #3
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that'll work for me.Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
07-27-2013, 08:18 AM #4
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So true! sad! but so true!!"Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever."
07-27-2013, 11:33 AM #5
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07-29-2013, 10:58 AM #6
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Yeah, right!Overkill is underestimated!
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