ONE MORNING ON THE FARM..
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06-18-2013, 04:15 AM #1
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ONE MORNING ON THE FARM..
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
" Not yet, " said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little peeved off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
" How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? " he asks.
" Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother , and says,
" You gonna tell him or should I ??"PROELIO PROCUSI - Brothers need not always to have the same Mother.
06-18-2013, 04:30 AM #2
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06-18-2013, 09:11 AM #3
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06-18-2013, 11:09 AM #4
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