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05-28-2013, 02:24 AM #1
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can your pecker touch your ass
CAN YOUR PECKER TOUCH YOUR ASS?
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'
Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.
Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'
Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.
Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.
A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'
The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'.
The little boy replies, 'Then go f!@k yourself, Grandma made these for me'.
05-28-2013, 04:53 AM #2
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05-28-2013, 05:47 AM #3
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05-28-2013, 09:45 AM #4
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05-28-2013, 10:00 AM #5
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now that was funny
05-28-2013, 07:06 PM #6
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05-28-2013, 08:13 PM #7
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LOL smart ass kid!Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
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