An Aussie bloke walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
'I'll make you a deal.
I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink.'
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers,
and placed his appendage and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.
The croc closed his mouth and the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the Crocodile hard on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth
And the man removed his genitals unscathed.
The crowd cheered, and his free drinks were delivered.
He then made another offer.
'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly spoke up..........
'I'll try it -
Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle
Got it ( I'm a little slow ) I did not read the last line the first time....
As long as the Blonde is better looking than the Croc.:p
..good stuff, bluey.. :thumb:
PS : Maybe it's an Aussie thing, but what the hell is a 'bolnde' joke..?
that was the boat rolling while I was typing doc
..don't worry Bud, my spelling also used to suck..the first 40 years of chilhood are always the hardest..:biggrin2:
Originally Posted by bluey
different rules in australia doc .
if you havnt grown up by the age of forty , you don't have to :rockon:
I like your rules Bluey!!!!.....Great joke too!