My New Alarm System
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1.Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
2.Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3.Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4.Leave a note on your door that reads:
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad. I don't think killer took part, but it was
hard to tell with all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside, I'll be right back.
:laughing: Damn I think that'll work.
I see a short circuit in your system.
Sadly you assume the crooks can read! :)
I live in the south..and believe me we would do that LOL.