The human race

A little girl asked her Dad, "How did the human race appear?"

The Dad answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was
all mankind made."



Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human
race evolved."



The confused girl returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and mom said they
developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, Dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side
of the family and your mother told you about hers."

Funny got to remember this one.

ha ha ha i will be cracking that one at the next family do.
thanks for the black eye in advance .....

Great one.....

I wonder what he got for supper..!

Originally Posted by bluey

ha ha ha i will be cracking that one at the next family do.
thanks for the black eye in advance .....

Bluey, a quick wit is best accompanied by quick reflexes!

Originally Posted by timbear

Bluey, a quick wit is best accompanied by quick reflexes!

timbear id like to think i have the reflexes of a jungle cat ,but my wife is like that mozzie that buzzes around your head on them hot summers nights .it o.k while you can hear her but when all goes silent
you some wheres its going to start stinging
specially when she defends them monkeys that live up the shallow end of our childrens gene pool