GENERAL COSGROVE'S ANSWER
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02-27-2013, 02:39 AM #1
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GENERAL COSGROVE'S ANSWER
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian of very high standing.
This is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The broadcast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
I would pay money to have seen her face…
I bet it would have made lemon juice look like honey.Overkill is underestimated!
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02-27-2013, 02:43 AM #2
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Excellent..!
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted.
PROLEO PROCUSI
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02-27-2013, 04:25 AM #3
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Good one!!
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02-27-2013, 08:12 AM #4
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Just great
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02-27-2013, 10:50 AM #5
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Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
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02-27-2013, 03:24 PM #6
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Good comeback!
Practice whispering before you leave for Africa!
A Legend in my own mind!
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02-27-2013, 04:00 PM #7
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It's actually not true and Cosgrove never said it, but it's been circulating the internet attributed to him for some years. Regardless, it's a great line!
blacks
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02-27-2013, 04:41 PM #8
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like chopper read said in one of his books ; never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
it would have been funny to be there and seen her face
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