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02-19-2013, 06:21 AM #1
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The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote
and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now
free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
"coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the
attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
against the State.
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends,
is why California is broke and Texas is not.
For those that don't know...The part about the Texas Governor is true. Rick Perry killed a coyote with his .45 that attacked his dog while jogging.
02-19-2013, 08:59 AM #2
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02-24-2013, 09:10 AM #3
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02-24-2013, 09:29 AM #4
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As the Brits would say, Good Shooting Governor!Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
02-24-2013, 04:05 PM #5
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Short and sweet solution.
Six of them on my driveway one night. I will not be calling animal control.Practice whispering before you leave for Africa!
A Legend in my own mind!
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