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07-20-2009, 09:41 PM #1
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The Turkey & the Bull
The Turkey & the Bull
A turkey and bull were standing at the edge of a field.
The turkey says "I wish I had the energy to get to the top of the tree".
The bull replied "Why don't you eat some of my droppings, there full of nutrients".
So the turkey pecked away at the dung and he got enough energy to make it to the lowest branch on the tree.
The next day the turkey pecked at the dung some more and was able to make it to the 2nd highest branch on the tree.
After three days of eating dung the turkey was perched high in the tree. A hunter noticed the turkey at the top of the tree and shot him.
It just goes to show you, BS can get you to the top, but it can't keep you there.
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