better than a flu shot

better than a flu shot









Miss Shirley, The church organist, Was in her seventies And had never
been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her
and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared tea... As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the
young minister
noticed a cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water
floated. of all things, a condom!

When she returned With tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried
to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist. 'Miss Shirley', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about
this? Pointing
to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this
little package on the
ground. The directions said To place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that
it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

sounds like she ain't got nothing else all winter either.