ENOUGH IS ENOUGH..!
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02-12-2013, 10:09 PM #1
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH..!
Bob returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Bob asks his wife for some nooky.
Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one more time?'
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do the bump again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch
and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'
She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Bob, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could...'
At this point the wife sits up and says,
'Listen Bob, enough is enough I have to
get up in the morning... you don't.'One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted.
02-12-2013, 10:44 PM #2
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poor old bob
women said to be the gentler sex until you try to get the doona off em at 4am
02-13-2013, 05:50 AM #3
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02-13-2013, 06:03 AM #4
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02-13-2013, 06:03 AM #5
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I'd teach her I'd live an extra day just to piss her off. LOLEnjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.