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  1. 02-12-2013, 04:53 AM #1
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    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

    Maria: "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

    "The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

    Wife: "Oh yeah?"

    Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did."

    Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

    Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, asks, "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Seņora...."The gardener did."

    Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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  2. 02-12-2013, 05:45 AM #2
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    whahahahah,,,, great joke !!!
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  3. 02-12-2013, 09:44 AM #3
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    Busy gardener

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyati View Post
    Busy gardener

    sounds like he plants a bit of seed
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    hahahah he was doing the gardening and the plumbing checking her pipes out.....
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    I guess the Gardner knows a hoe when he see's one!
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