The Mexican Maid
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02-12-2013, 04:53 AM #1
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The Mexican Maid
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, asks, "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Seņora...."The gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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02-12-2013, 05:45 AM #2
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whahahahah,,,, great joke !!!
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02-12-2013, 09:44 AM #3
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Busy gardener


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02-12-2013, 09:53 AM #4
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02-12-2013, 09:59 AM #5
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hahahah he was doing the gardening and the plumbing checking her pipes out.....
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02-12-2013, 04:30 PM #6
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I guess the Gardner knows a hoe when he see's one!
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