The Mexican Maid
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, asks, "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Seņora...."The gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
whahahahah,,,, great joke !!!
sounds like he plants a bit of seed :laughing:
Originally Posted by Nyati
hahahah he was doing the gardening and the plumbing checking her pipes out.....
I guess the Gardner knows a hoe when he see's one! :laughing: