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  1. 02-08-2013, 12:33 PM #1
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    After being married for thirty years, a wife asked
    her husband to describe her.

    He looked at her for a while, then said,
    "You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

    She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"

    He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful,
    Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot".
    She smiled happily and said... 徹h that痴 lovely. How
    about I, J, K?"

    He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

    The swelling in his eye is going down and
    the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving
    his testicles.
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    if i laid that one on my wife a whole team of surgeons wouldnt be able to save the testies .
    maybe when im next on land i will just open this thread up let her read it herself
    what a ripper
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    LOL
    Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
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