The alphabet Wife
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02-08-2013, 12:33 PM #1
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The alphabet Wife
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked
her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful,
Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said... 徹h that痴 lovely. How
about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and
the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving
02-08-2013, 01:14 PM #2
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02-10-2013, 03:18 PM #3
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02-10-2013, 07:54 PM #4
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if i laid that one on my wife a whole team of surgeons wouldnt be able to save the testies .
maybe when im next on land i will just open this thread up let her read it herself
what a ripper
02-12-2013, 04:38 PM #5
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