DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

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The wife came home early and found herhusband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How
dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'





'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'



And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the
car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.



Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.



Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my
understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,



'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
 
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Excellent!

The first and the only person I will send a copy is my wife.

Thanks for sharing.
 
This man walks down Elephants for fun... All courage.

wayne i would prefer a pissed off elephant to a pissed off wife......if you screw up with the ele its going to be quick, but with the wife it will be total 100+ pcent torture for a long long time, and they might say an ele never forgets but a wife really never ever forgets. i have a sneaking suspicion that a wifes memory and recall is better than even the best computer.........:nailbiter::fear:
 
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wayne i would prefer a pissed off elephant to a pissed off wife......if you screw up with the ele its going to be quick, but with the wife it will be total 100+ pcent torture for a long long time, and they might say an ele never forgets but a wife really never ever forgets. i have a sneaking suspicion that a wifes memory and recall is better than even the best computer.........:nailbiter::fear:

But only when it comes to YOUR screw-ups... right?
 
wayne i would prefer a pissed off elephant to a pissed off wife......if you screw up with the ele its going to be quick, but with the wife it will be total 100+ pcent torture for a long long time, and they might say an ele never forgets but a wife really never ever forgets. i have a sneaking suspicion that a wifes memory and recall is better than even the best computer.........:nailbiter::fear:

And Ele's don't hire lawyers!!!! :fear:
 

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